Thursday, September 29, 2011

Singapore's Population Reaches 5.1 Million!

Holy crap! WTF! The breakdown:
- 3.79 million Singapore residents, (3.26 million are Singapore citizens and 530,000 are PR aka fake citizens)
- 1.39 million non-resident foreigners(the people who clear your tables, build your investment condos-BTO- DBSS, pick up your trash, try to be mistresses for husbands or KTV hostesses for your dad-hubby-son-bro-lesbian pal, drive your SBS buses, you get what I mean - they are bloody fucking everywhere)

You know by now right that more than 100 days after GE 2011, when we got ourselves a nice GRC at Aljunied and kicked out a nice PAP minister, although there was so much genuine worry as well as misplaced bitching about foreigners in Singapore, the PAP has done nothing so far to say that they are doing anything about it. They didn't even claim that they would slow down the barbarian hordes at the gate. Fuck. Not all of course, but many of these foreigners are barbarians. From the SPG-hunting ang mohs who wear shoes in their homes (fuck!), or the Ah Tiongs who talk loudly in the bus, train and lift (fuck! fuck!), they offend my xenophobia sensitivities with their barbarian culture imports.

Actually, the poor peasant from Chengdu or Chennai I can tolerate generously as they do jobs that most Singaporeans don't want to. Construction. Too hot and tough. Retail and FnB service. Too demeaning. Cleaning. Too dirty and demeaning. It is the rich and middle income foreigners here that I mind. Respectively, they buy up property, pushing up demand and prices, and the PMET are hungrier in keeping their jobs as they still have their ravenous immigrant instinct to succeed them. Crap.

How to compete with them when I lost my grandpa's immigrant instinct too. WTF, our grandpa's generation and earlier used to be the go-getter sinkeh, and the Malays and Babas the locals who resented the people who just got off the boats. How history repeats itself in a funny way. The children of the sinkeh are now threatened by the new sinkeh generation.
The Ang Mohs, Ah Neh and Ah Tiongs in Singapore 1800s and 2000s

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

PAP Internet Brigade is Back!???

The PAP is presumably back again with another epic fail attempt to vindicate themselves! Retards. If it is not the PAP's invisible hand behind this, then for the PAP, who needs enemies when they have friends like those who created that FB?  I just love it when the more they try to get up, the more the slip and fall down. Let's give these retards a big hand! Clap clap clap clap.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

The End is Nigh!

After the GE and PE, gloomy times are ahead as you, yes you, you and you voted the PAP in! OK OK export-oriented Singapore is helpless as the world's economy is going shit but I want to blame them anyway.

Inflation might be at least 5% this year, supported by ridiculously high car and property prices. The high carb black chai tao kway and char kway tiao you like to have for breakfast, lunch and even dinner are going to cost more. Singapore is expecting 5.3% growth, instead of the 6.2% growth predicted in the previous quarter. However, unemployment is a low 1.9% despite whatever xeno-bullshit-phobia ignorant people have been bitching about foreigners stealing jobs. If the Pinoys, Indians and Chinamen were stealing our jobs, unemployment would be fucking 19%, not 1.9%. Nonetheless dark clouds ahead. The Singapore dollar is fucking strong and therefore, our exports and manufacturing are screwed. MAS is going to leave a strong SGD - fantastic if you want to head to the USA for shopping at Premium Outlets. Despite the strong SGD, tourists are not bothered and it is doing its big part to prevent the economy from heading into a technical recession. Three cheers for the tourists from China, India, Indonesia, Malaysia and Australia, as they are not affected by the Eurocrisis for now. But when the PIIGS keel over onto its back with trotters in the air, gloomy days would be back.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Cablegate Singapore and US Embassy informants outed!

Firstly, the leaks didn't really tell us something new. Take a look at the double-huh report JOURNALISTS FRUSTRATED BY PRESS CONTROLS where Lynn Lee was quoted for bitching about her ST being the the PAP newsletter. Huh? Huh? This old story who the fuck doesn't know, my grandma been telling me since I was a kid every time she used the ST for our dog poop. The US Embassy diplomat picked that old info and passed it on like some gem in a report to his HQ? Facepalm. I thought reports should be like along the lines of - WOW this is recent relevant information for Hilary to read for her plans for US' global domination! So now know all civil servants everywhere are jiak liao bee, even US ones.

Poor Lynn had to issue a clarification and she left her job because she was misquoted. Whatever.

Secondly, those who had shared their personal views with US Embassy staff might now be worried that their one night stand or long term relationship with the US Embassy diplomats here is exposed. And worse, their views deliberately misquoted by the US diplomats here as those guys at Nassim Road exaggerated or twisted their informants' views to score points back at DC. LOL So from Wikileaks, who has been exposed as the go-to for US Embassy for local coffeeshop gossip? Here's some names! Errr BTW There is nothing wrong with talking to US Embassy officials lah unless you are like Francis Seow who was supposedly egged on by US diplomat Hank Hendrickson, who to believe depends on which side of the conspiracy theory one wants to follow lor.

Ken Sun and Steve Chia - Singapore People's Party Mired In Distrust, Dissension

Siew Kum Hong - Singapore Tightens Controls On Public Assemblies 

Martyn See Tong Ming - Singapore Toys With Allowing Political Films 

Philip Jeyaretnam (protect) - Court Slams Dow Jones For Contempt But Imposes Negligible Fine 

Chee Siok Chin - Singapore Tolerates An "illegal" Demonstration 

Krishnasamy Bhavani MICA - Banned In Singapore - GOS Hits Far Eastern Economic Review 

Sin Kek Tong - Singapore Election: Opposition To Make A Race Of It

Li Xueying and Siew Kum Hong - Culture War Roils Singapore's Feeble Civil Society

Cheah Sin Liang MDA and Cheryl Chan MOE - Burlesque and Billions of Dollars Later, Singapore